Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3700. | jake (000000000007) | 62.24 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3701. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 62.22 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3702. | David (cmagic_f) | 62.21 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3703. | Geoff (geoffboy0609) | 62.19 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3704. | David (psfmer) | 62.19 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 3705. | Filip (sodic) | 62.18 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3706. | Lydia (lydia111695) | 62.16 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3707. | Elvinas (elvi0p) | 62.15 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3708. | Brock (k0gu) | 62.13 | 95% | 2018-02-07 |
| 3709. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3710. | Nicolas (skinny13timmy) | 62.08 | 94% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3711. | Sword (p150004) | 62.06 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3712. | Maciek (macio747) | 62.06 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3713. | Reuben (vandr) | 62.04 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 3714. | Jonah (memitz13) | 62.04 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3715. | Bryan (weabojesu) | 62.03 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3716. | rommyarb (arbantas) | 62.01 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 3717. | A (sd_era) | 62.01 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 3718. | Darwin (dardar2) | 61.99 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 3719. | Jait Ramadandi (fillateo) | 61.98 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3720. | Jakub (prism1349) | 61.98 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 3721. | niloofar (nil0ofar) | 61.98 | 96% | 2017-12-18 |
| 3722. | Matous (pelisek16) | 61.95 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 3723. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 61.95 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3724. | Rui (carvalho) | 61.95 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 3725. | Erkebulan (adilkhanove) | 61.95 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
| 3726. | mvprtzl (mvprtzl) | 61.94 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3727. | zoot (zootloc) | 61.94 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3728. | Es (esfrost) | 61.94 | 94% | 2019-10-02 |
| 3729. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 61.94 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |