The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21333. | ◯__ MAX __◯ (minilaytr) | 70.08 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 21334. | Samantha (syhmak) | 70.08 | 94% | 2013-05-18 |
| 21335. | Brett (go271) | 70.08 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 21336. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 70.08 | 93% | 2016-10-25 |
| 21337. | Aidan (wokwokwok) | 70.08 | 90% | 2017-05-24 |
| 21338. | sd (souparna021) | 70.08 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 21339. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 70.08 | 79% | 2017-02-15 |
| 21340. | J (jen12) | 70.08 | 95% | 2015-12-15 |
| 21341. | Typer (ckyle) | 70.08 | 92% | 2015-01-20 |
| 21342. | K (tmkbruh) | 70.07 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21343. | Spongecake (spongboy98) | 70.07 | 91% | 2015-08-27 |
| 21344. | iAserty (iaserty) | 70.07 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
| 21345. | Kristen (kristen91587) | 70.07 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 21346. | Rodger (rodger753) | 70.07 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 21347. | Mattias (matteusmauritz) | 70.07 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 21348. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 70.07 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 21349. | Otakranio (otakranio) | 70.06 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 21350. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 70.06 | 95% | 2022-03-01 |
| 21351. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 70.06 | 88% | 2013-05-17 |
| 21352. | nonni (nonni) | 70.06 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 21353. | Brandy (bmbarte) | 70.06 | 97% | 2014-08-25 |
| 21354. | aravind (aravindv) | 70.06 | 92% | 2014-02-06 |
| 21355. | Yuta (shinyuta) | 70.05 | 95% | 2022-06-18 |
| 21356. | nanashi (greenjohnny135) | 70.05 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 21357. | Ade (ade_baeyee) | 70.05 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 21358. | rebecca (ionn) | 70.05 | 94% | 2020-11-04 |
| 21359. | Mason (masondeanm) | 70.05 | 95% | 2013-12-31 |
| 21360. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 70.05 | 93% | 2012-10-11 |
| 21361. | Rachel (rachelstoutamire) | 70.05 | 85% | 2015-12-25 |
| 21362. | Cao (caotri199x) | 70.05 | 94% | 2014-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |