So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18140. | (moncat) | 70.77 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 18141. | (dawsonmoore) | 70.77 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 18142. | (joker80) | 70.77 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 18143. | William (vlakross) | 70.77 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 18144. | (er3g10us) | 70.77 | 98% | 2013-03-07 |
| 18145. | (bbbzzz) | 70.77 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 18146. | (marlow73) | 70.76 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 18147. | (neallithic64) | 70.76 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 18148. | (asvasdba) | 70.76 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18149. | Juice (4804210474) | 70.76 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 18150. | (ctlim02) | 70.76 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 18151. | (cderms) | 70.76 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 18152. | (forkin) | 70.76 | 91% | 2014-04-12 |
| 18153. | Slow Typer (jackred55) | 70.76 | 91% | 2015-09-30 |
| 18154. | (cuongnvciticom) | 70.76 | 97% | 2016-06-17 |
| 18155. | (chimp9240) | 70.76 | 99% | 2012-01-11 |
| 18156. | jason (grino) | 70.75 | 88% | 2016-01-09 |
| 18157. | (rumle23) | 70.75 | 96% | 2014-11-07 |
| 18158. | (kingozymandias2) | 70.75 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 18159. | (hvitual) | 70.75 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 18160. | (satisheverrocking) | 70.75 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 18161. | (mikko) | 70.75 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 18162. | Aravind (aravind) | 70.75 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 18163. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 70.74 | 96.6% | 2023-06-06 |
| 18164. | (jayk47_shawty) | 70.74 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 18165. | Jasper (jasperwong) | 70.74 | 92% | 2011-05-13 |
| 18166. | George (turtlerocker) | 70.74 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 18167. | (thepsychickiller) | 70.74 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 18168. | Dustin (jebeidiah) | 70.74 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 18169. | (zurkdude) | 70.73 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |