And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18269. | DON (donnn) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 18270. | Jacob (slickserpent99) | 81.92 | 94% | 2016-09-11 |
| 18271. | Marcus (earthpheonixsword) | 81.92 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 18272. | exo (exoendo) | 81.92 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 18273. | craster (yaboiedgy) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 18274. | Shawn (spjames87) | 81.92 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 18275. | Brooke (fireitup) | 81.92 | 93% | 2012-06-16 |
| 18276. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 18277. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 81.92 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 18278. | Violet (nidtsg1113) | 81.92 | 94% | 2018-11-06 |
| 18279. | Joseph (slurpherpderp) | 81.91 | 92% | 2016-12-13 |
| 18280. | Andas (ndasss) | 81.91 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 18281. | Bruce (chobopanda) | 81.91 | 94% | 2012-09-29 |
| 18282. | Cli654 (cli654) | 81.91 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 18283. | Jeff (onlygoodhooks) | 81.91 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 18284. | Brett (alrightbro) | 81.91 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 18285. | guardianeb (guardianeb) | 81.90 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
| 18286. | duke (myself9234) | 81.90 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 18287. | Huoi (huy_truong_le) | 81.90 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 18288. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 81.90 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 18289. | GiaTuong (giatuong) | 81.90 | 96% | 2013-10-08 |
| 18290. | Aravind (aravind) | 81.90 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 18291. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 81.89 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 18292. | George (sellers1234) | 81.89 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
| 18293. | Aziz (azizxushvaqtov07) | 81.89 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 18294. | Derek (dlsr) | 81.89 | 92% | 2015-01-22 |
| 18295. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 81.88 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 18296. | Yashesh (yashesh_07) | 81.88 | 97.1% | 2023-09-20 |
| 18297. | gay (duckodoggo) | 81.88 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18298. | Robert (october414) | 81.88 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |