I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9969. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 85.22 | 100% | 2015-07-03 |
| 9970. | rice (riceyrice) | 85.22 | 93% | 2020-02-23 |
| 9971. | Saimeidae (saimeidae) | 85.22 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9972. | Alan (alal22) | 85.22 | 94% | 2014-12-19 |
| 9973. | DaCaN (dacan) | 85.22 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
| 9974. | revaN (ashun) | 85.21 | 97% | 2012-10-13 |
| 9975. | Timothy (calamity15) | 85.21 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 9976. | Sreejan (sreejan_tharad) | 85.21 | 94% | 2012-02-24 |
| 9977. | Ben (jakarith2) | 85.21 | 93% | 2017-05-13 |
| 9978. | Eduard (kenvatican) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 9979. | Elijah (elijahflame) | 85.20 | 94% | 2013-06-28 |
| 9980. | Anthony (castubla) | 85.20 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9981. | Bram (yogurt55) | 85.19 | 94% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9982. | delfan (delfaaan) | 85.19 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 9983. | Devon (mediocrityatbest412) | 85.19 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9984. | Andreas (zt0ne) | 85.19 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 9985. | Scott (girardls199) | 85.18 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 9986. | Arash (arashhetfield) | 85.18 | 96% | 2012-12-23 |
| 9987. | Xauth (xauth) | 85.17 | 98.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 9988. | Alex (screwattack44) | 85.17 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 9989. | Ting (t_mist) | 85.17 | 96% | 2016-11-19 |
| 9990. | Felix (felixleong) | 85.17 | 100% | 2013-03-15 |
| 9991. | Allen (agginham) | 85.16 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 9992. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 85.16 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9993. | Null (nullstring) | 85.16 | 97.1% | 2021-02-20 |
| 9994. | Cuyler (trekkie) | 85.16 | 99% | 2011-08-11 |
| 9995. | Veronica (veronicccaaa) | 85.16 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 9996. | Cali (: (dogwaterattyping) | 85.15 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9997. | Yakup (8ubble) | 85.15 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9998. | Oaken (thoaken) | 85.15 | 93% | 2012-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |