And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31424. | KieuHung (kieuhungdn) | 60.41 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 31425. | Ashish (rajvanshi) | 60.41 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 31426. | Jay (jdpthota) | 60.41 | 93% | 2015-03-06 |
| 31427. | Cyrus (cyrusdean) | 60.40 | 86% | 2016-05-06 |
| 31428. | All top 4 are fuking cheate... | 60.40 | 97% | 2012-03-13 |
| 31429. | Joakim (draghman) | 60.40 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 31430. | Ryan (d1rtb0y) | 60.40 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
| 31431. | Dhruvenkumar (dhruvenshah) | 60.40 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 31432. | BonG-YaB (seannsen) | 60.40 | 89% | 2012-08-31 |
| 31433. | Sandeep (s2014153) | 60.40 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 31434. | zulvandri (zulvandri) | 60.39 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 31435. | amirhossein (felllas) | 60.39 | 95% | 2022-11-22 |
| 31436. | Jed (jedaiski) | 60.39 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 31437. | Brian (patsby) | 60.39 | 93% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31438. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 60.39 | 97% | 2016-05-02 |
| 31439. | vasu (vasudev021191) | 60.39 | 90% | 2013-01-15 |
| 31440. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 60.38 | 90% | 2016-04-21 |
| 31441. | Jose (josel2g) | 60.38 | 88% | 2016-12-09 |
| 31442. | John (itghst) | 60.38 | 90% | 2012-01-31 |
| 31443. | MIguel (aragontype) | 60.38 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 31444. | 42 (4242424242) | 60.38 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 31445. | Chinedu (texansfan101) | 60.38 | 91% | 2015-02-09 |
| 31446. | TMW98 (themostwanted98) | 60.38 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 31447. | Bobby (mistabobby) | 60.37 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 31448. | chandu (chandu970) | 60.37 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 31449. | ⌫Akri ㋡ (masterpiggy133) | 60.37 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 31450. | Tony (zonfen) | 60.37 | 88% | 2016-07-26 |
| 31451. | Teddy (rampagingteddy) | 60.36 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 31452. | Abir (proabir) | 60.36 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 31453. | Sven (sockcave) | 60.36 | 94% | 2019-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |