The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30249. | Morty (hey_i_am_morty) | 67.31 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 30250. | Blue (zorqec) | 67.31 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 30251. | Akaash (akaash13) | 67.31 | 89% | 2015-07-14 |
| 30252. | Tatan (tatanbhadra) | 67.31 | 97.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 30253. | Peter (peterpop) | 67.31 | 97% | 2013-03-18 |
| 30254. | helen (lordmayor) | 67.31 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 30255. | Jayden (twoid) | 67.31 | 95% | 2019-11-20 |
| 30256. | explorer (explorest) | 67.31 | 98% | 2013-04-25 |
| 30257. | Shamel (shameldiesel) | 67.31 | 99% | 2013-06-02 |
| 30258. | Rogeriusx (rogeriusx) | 67.31 | 91% | 2012-11-06 |
| 30259. | Nelu (neluspaima) | 67.31 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 30260. | Marquavion (kingmarq) | 67.30 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 30261. | flyingcakes (strx_) | 67.30 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 30262. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 67.30 | 97% | 2016-04-04 |
| 30263. | bubu (cgfu) | 67.30 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 30264. | Brett (bca701) | 67.30 | 98% | 2016-03-25 |
| 30265. | Ar7N (ar7n) | 67.29 | 96.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 30266. | monica (monmonnn) | 67.29 | 99% | 2017-01-23 |
| 30267. | Any (varimon) | 67.29 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 30268. | DORI (roudo) | 67.29 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 30269. | latias (latiaslatios) | 67.29 | 95% | 2016-04-30 |
| 30270. | Jay (jaybatavia) | 67.29 | 95% | 2013-07-09 |
| 30271. | Aryaman (aryaman_titan) | 67.28 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 30272. | Decki (decki) | 67.28 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 30273. | M (amphaboss) | 67.28 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 30274. | Joop (lapingvino) | 67.28 | 99% | 2014-08-09 |
| 30275. | Chau (kinggreedy) | 67.28 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 30276. | OSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (ty... | 67.28 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 30277. | Sheen (sheen88) | 67.28 | 98% | 2015-01-02 |
| 30278. | Sarah (shionhimirai) | 67.27 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |