And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28929. | Chitraketu (alpha1321) | 64.43 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 28930. | Taylor (vexorg) | 64.42 | 85% | 2012-11-18 |
| 28931. | invader (megawutt) | 64.42 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 28932. | Jubster (thejubster) | 64.42 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 28933. | ruksun (ruksunn) | 64.42 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| 28934. | ergin (bansheee) | 64.42 | 94% | 2015-02-10 |
| 28935. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 64.42 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 28936. | Nitesh (onlyboy) | 64.42 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 28937. | John (starfighter) | 64.42 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 28938. | Jossue (jossuecito) | 64.41 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 28939. | Indravadan (cosmicares) | 64.41 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 28940. | Chih-hai (oceansfavor) | 64.41 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 28941. | Deni Avdjia fanboy (kelethe... | 64.41 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 28942. | butterfinger (tyoprofessor) | 64.41 | 94.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 28943. | Ercilio (ercilio) | 64.41 | 98% | 2012-10-03 |
| 28944. | Stebla (yama_ste) | 64.41 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 28945. | Prathmesh (xvzf) | 64.40 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 28946. | Kevin (the_pacifist) | 64.40 | 93% | 2016-05-03 |
| 28947. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 64.40 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 28948. | Jaskirat (jkaur7) | 64.40 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
| 28949. | rembrandt (rembrandt) | 64.40 | 96% | 2013-09-02 |
| 28950. | muyi (muyi2015) | 64.40 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 28951. | Amol (amolrao) | 64.40 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 28952. | Bitter (bittter) | 64.39 | 95.8% | 2023-08-15 |
| 28953. | Baboux98 (baboux98) | 64.39 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 28954. | Marx (marxjp) | 64.39 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 28955. | greg (kaizon) | 64.39 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 28956. | Raman (rshant) | 64.39 | 97% | 2015-02-17 |
| 28957. | RickyBobby (c0ntender) | 64.39 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 28958. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 64.38 | 94% | 2015-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |