The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13330. | SkyPromp (skyprompdvorak) | 83.85 | 98.8% | 2024-08-02 |
| 13331. | Mario (mariobatalijr) | 83.85 | 97% | 2025-02-19 |
| 13332. | Baris (bariss) | 83.85 | 95.2% | 2025-01-04 |
| 13333. | Sam (sam1490) | 83.85 | 96% | 2025-07-10 |
| 13334. | salem (salem_coder) | 83.85 | 97.2% | 2025-01-19 |
| 13335. | Fer (fer_nando) | 83.85 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 13336. | Casey (tarsus) | 83.85 | 96% | 2016-03-16 |
| 13337. | thomp (thompson139) | 83.85 | 88% | 2015-10-26 |
| 13338. | meme (fergburglerr) | 83.85 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 13339. | Rieko (rieko) | 83.84 | 94% | 2021-11-08 |
| 13340. | Aleph (catblahfishblah) | 83.84 | 97% | 2026-02-01 |
| 13341. | Jack (skullman6785) | 83.84 | 99% | 2024-10-30 |
| 13342. | Gummy23 (gummy23) | 83.84 | 98.3% | 2024-01-15 |
| 13343. | Boop (leeireo) | 83.84 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 13344. | 2fast4cast (RAKK Duha keeb)... | 83.84 | 97.1% | 2024-08-07 |
| 13345. | Bookspinner (bookspinner) | 83.84 | 93% | 2013-04-01 |
| 13346. | Man (smortman) | 83.83 | 97.2% | 2024-02-23 |
| 13347. | Spr_ingg (spr_ingg) | 83.83 | 95.7% | 2025-01-17 |
| 13348. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 13349. | NormalPants (aqollo) | 83.83 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 13350. | Wake (wakethefake) | 83.83 | 97.3% | 2024-03-01 |
| 13351. | Mike (mike_shen) | 83.83 | 97% | 2024-07-10 |
| 13352. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 83.83 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13353. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 83.83 | 97% | 2017-08-06 |
| 13354. | Napol (narachat) | 83.83 | 95% | 2016-10-30 |
| 13355. | wristwatch (wristwatch1) | 83.82 | 98% | 2025-03-11 |
| 13356. | Alex (running_wind) | 83.82 | 98% | 2026-01-15 |
| 13357. | ahahmed (ahahahmed) | 83.82 | 96% | 2024-03-29 |
| 13358. | Patrick (youngpup) | 83.82 | 97.5% | 2024-09-08 |
| 13359. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 83.82 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |