The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15403. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 79.46 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 15404. | R (renneth93) | 79.46 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15405. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 79.46 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15406. | minetdsd (minetdsd) | 79.46 | 95% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15407. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.46 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 15408. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 79.46 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
| 15409. | Thomas (cephalopode) | 79.46 | 98% | 2014-10-16 |
| 15410. | Akibono (akibono) | 79.46 | 94% | 2015-02-11 |
| 15411. | Rob (hiddensharigan02) | 79.45 | 98% | 2017-02-20 |
| 15412. | Acama (acama) | 79.45 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 15413. | Sumit (sysoutme) | 79.45 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 15414. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 79.45 | 97% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15415. | Antti (purifiedd) | 79.45 | 96% | 2015-05-14 |
| 15416. | Darren (bender009) | 79.45 | 96% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15417. | wyss (wyss) | 79.45 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 15418. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 79.45 | 98% | 2014-02-18 |
| 15419. | Jules (julesbry) | 79.44 | 89% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15420. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 79.44 | 95% | 2014-12-02 |
| 15421. | KentaD (kentad) | 79.44 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 15422. | rofl xd (frostedryx) | 79.44 | 19% | 2016-11-30 |
| 15423. | aptnker (aptnker) | 79.44 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 15424. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 79.43 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 15425. | Sky (skyeastras) | 79.43 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 15426. | aorer (aorer) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-07-28 |
| 15427. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 79.43 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15428. | Olav (tocke) | 79.43 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15429. | Richard (bshadow4) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 15430. | hieu (ngochieu2307) | 79.43 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 15431. | Ken (demolishedorange) | 79.42 | 96.1% | 2023-08-13 |
| 15432. | Jesse (j_sse) | 79.42 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |