So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20273. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 67.99 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 20274. | You don't (austin101123) | 67.99 | 97% | 2012-03-24 |
| 20275. | fleece (fleece_johnson) | 67.99 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 20276. | Randhy (randhy456) | 67.99 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 20277. | uy (hygienic) | 67.99 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 20278. | Marcus (muneson) | 67.99 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 20279. | Life (don2712) | 67.99 | 91% | 2016-11-10 |
| 20280. | Bob (dvorakguy) | 67.99 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 20281. | Freedom (employ) | 67.99 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 20282. | Frunze (frunze) | 67.99 | 98% | 2011-05-31 |
| 20283. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 67.99 | 97% | 2016-10-25 |
| 20284. | greenhouse (karjack) | 67.98 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 20285. | HARN0LD (harn0ld) | 67.98 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 20286. | Aaron (hoppuh) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 20287. | Sylvain (yummymiam) | 67.98 | 95.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 20288. | Sandeep (s2014153) | 67.98 | 98% | 2016-06-23 |
| 20289. | Yimin (yimindvorak) | 67.97 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 20290. | Roberto (who______) | 67.97 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 20291. | LukeyDubs (keoni96) | 67.97 | 95% | 2013-04-01 |
| 20292. | V3ness (venessang) | 67.97 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 20293. | what (what_what_what) | 67.97 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 20294. | truc (tructxn) | 67.97 | 98% | 2011-12-28 |
| 20295. | Petch (petch_sama) | 67.97 | 94% | 2013-07-14 |
| 20296. | sn_ly (haeri) | 67.97 | 96% | 2013-03-30 |
| 20297. | P (birchum2) | 67.97 | 91% | 2013-05-14 |
| 20298. | aptnker (aptnker) | 67.97 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 20299. | Lisa (jjump) | 67.95 | 88% | 2011-08-16 |
| 20300. | Yvonne (yperrett) | 67.95 | 97% | 2013-08-10 |
| 20301. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 67.95 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 20302. | Cuong (nespro) | 67.95 | 96% | 2013-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |