The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7557. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 94.76 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 7558. | Vincent (vincentjm) | 94.76 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 7559. | Vince (imvince) | 94.76 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
| 7560. | Davis (vibrantflow) | 94.76 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 7561. | feby (peby) | 94.76 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 7562. | Trichobezoar (kappadin) | 94.76 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 7563. | Steve (srd93) | 94.75 | 98% | 2012-07-16 |
| 7564. | Erik (merkinmeerkats) | 94.75 | 98% | 2015-11-21 |
| 7565. | Francisco (patleitao) | 94.75 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 7566. | Eva (ev_aa) | 94.75 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 7567. | brrr (brrr) | 94.75 | 98% | 2015-01-18 |
| 7568. | Trabota (trabota) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 7569. | Owen (brocher) | 94.74 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 7570. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 94.74 | 99% | 2022-01-12 |
| 7571. | Maria (mariazh) | 94.74 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 7572. | Leif (sixty) | 94.74 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 7573. | Ross (rosscoe116) | 94.73 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 7574. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 94.73 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 7575. | Iownyoujk (iownyoujk) | 94.73 | 98% | 2015-05-31 |
| 7576. | Kenneth (moneyken) | 94.73 | 96% | 2012-06-10 |
| 7577. | Sean (phake) | 94.73 | 91% | 2013-03-23 |
| 7578. | CannoBeens (cannobeens) | 94.73 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7579. | Nic (_nic_) | 94.73 | 92% | 2016-08-19 |
| 7580. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 94.73 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 7581. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 94.73 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 7582. | Brandon (muffinmcfluffin) | 94.72 | 95% | 2012-12-17 |
| 7583. | Simon (archdragon245) | 94.71 | 94% | 2014-02-03 |
| 7584. | tony (tonyliu) | 94.71 | 96% | 2015-02-16 |
| 7585. | danymanny (danymanny) | 94.71 | 98.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7586. | Kenneth Rey (kennethdimaano... | 94.71 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |