The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2699. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 113.27 | 99% | 2016-10-30 |
| 2700. | Footsniffer (footsniffer69) | 113.25 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 2701. | Urin (crazzywak) | 113.25 | 95% | 2014-08-04 |
| 2702. | Nathan (sempiterna) | 113.24 | 97% | 2014-08-12 |
| 2703. | [][][][] (atomskk) | 113.23 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2704. | tstats[airlyss] (airlyss) | 113.22 | 100% | 2022-12-20 |
| 2705. | Sorgair (sorgair) | 113.22 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2706. | olii (edz0r) | 113.21 | 97% | 2014-10-20 |
| 2707. | Philip (pinkjelly222) | 113.21 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 2708. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 113.20 | 99% | 2014-04-28 |
| 2709. | David (am4sian) | 113.19 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2710. | (thecmd999) | 113.18 | 95% | 2014-07-01 |
| 2711. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 113.17 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
| 2712. | Joel (greenius) | 113.17 | 95% | 2011-06-13 |
| 2713. | Huan (hwang106) | 113.17 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 2714. | akanos (akanos) | 113.17 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 2715. | Ryan (applum) | 113.16 | 96% | 2014-09-04 |
| 2716. | Michael (hammist) | 113.16 | 98% | 2012-10-29 |
| 2717. | Madi (xmatth13) | 113.16 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2718. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 113.15 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 2719. | amar (amar_battulga) | 113.14 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2720. | (erokopes) | 113.11 | 97.2% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2721. | Jose (pebeto) | 113.11 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 2722. | Markov (markovsembel) | 113.10 | 98% | 2016-07-04 |
| 2723. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 113.10 | 94% | 2012-08-10 |
| 2724. | Nagisa (dangos) | 113.10 | 93% | 2012-04-18 |
| 2725. | Danny (msplayer) | 113.09 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 2726. | *Zach* (jvorajig) | 113.09 | 99% | 2012-02-05 |
| 2727. | 0DYSS3Y I5 B4CK (0dyss3y) | 113.09 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 2728. | Oli (andvari) | 113.07 | 96% | 2017-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |