Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3966. | Andy (lyandy10) | 57.64 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
3967. | Joy (joy_1) | 57.64 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
3968. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 57.63 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
3969. | koen (chromoplast) | 57.62 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
3970. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
3971. | pege (pege) | 57.57 | 95% | 2019-04-21 |
3972. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 57.56 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
3973. | Andrew (andrewmosey) | 57.55 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
3974. | Not (itskahn) | 57.55 | 93% | 2018-12-07 |
3975. | Moochie (moochieandcrow) | 57.55 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
3976. | Ivan (aivan2) | 57.51 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
3977. | Mangkanor (mangkanor00) | 57.49 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
3978. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 57.49 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
3979. | switch^J (leopardtoast) | 57.48 | 93% | 2018-04-25 |
3980. | Akhil (akhilomar555) | 57.45 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
3981. | Kry (tenzzi) | 57.44 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
3982. | Jacqui (applejakkes) | 57.42 | 99% | 2017-08-27 |
3983. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 57.41 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
3984. | Please use an appropriate n... | 57.40 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
3985. | John (jodo3) | 57.39 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
3986. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 57.35 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
3987. | raptor (realitycheck) | 57.34 | 94% | 2018-09-03 |
3988. | Patrick (pshortt) | 57.30 | 94% | 2018-10-06 |
3989. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 57.30 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
3990. | Ricel (ricel) | 57.29 | 93% | 2018-11-28 |
3991. | Hello (ausyaus00) | 57.29 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
3992. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 57.28 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
3993. | Saurav (sauravdeore) | 57.28 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
3994. | Sabu (ragnar2345) | 57.27 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
3995. | luyong (xuluyong) | 57.24 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |