So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29596. | Parsa (parsal) | 53.41 | 93% | 2017-11-17 |
| 29597. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 53.41 | 86% | 2014-05-19 |
| 29598. | Matland (matland) | 53.41 | 92% | 2018-02-22 |
| 29599. | you (dv_learner) | 53.41 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 29600. | Mark (ziggle) | 53.40 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 29601. | Caothu (caothunet) | 53.40 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 29602. | Svetlin (thepb) | 53.40 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 29603. | Vishnu (vishnumohan) | 53.40 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 29604. | Lokesh (imthebest1) | 53.40 | 91% | 2015-07-23 |
| 29605. | Aery (anubhav_aery) | 53.40 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 29606. | Roy (nyt13) | 53.40 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 29607. | Hung (leviethunguct) | 53.40 | 95% | 2011-05-28 |
| 29608. | dimas (dimswh) | 53.39 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| 29609. | Neo (neo_neo) | 53.39 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 29610. | joyal (joyal) | 53.39 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 29611. | truc (crystal148) | 53.39 | 91% | 2011-05-26 |
| 29612. | Matthew (mattmad) | 53.38 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| 29613. | sausage go brrr (hasini_17) | 53.38 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 29614. | dreamrock han (hanmengshi123) | 53.38 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 29615. | Speedwalker (speedwalker68) | 53.38 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 29616. | Clicky (clicky_clacky) | 53.38 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 29617. | Avijit (avi3777) | 53.38 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 29618. | dimas (apostle) | 53.38 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 29619. | Sean (sean802) | 53.37 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 29620. | Oleg (rammanoff) | 53.37 | 98% | 2013-05-14 |
| 29621. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 53.36 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
| 29622. | Sveto (phantomtyper) | 53.36 | 95% | 2015-12-30 |
| 29623. | rao (raonavdeep) | 53.36 | 95% | 2021-05-28 |
| 29624. | The (harit111200) | 53.36 | 90% | 2016-07-20 |
| 29625. | Booob (noobieness) | 53.36 | 93% | 2021-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |