Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6194. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 94.86 | 98% | 2012-12-13 |
| 6195. | (yoog) | 94.86 | 93% | 2011-05-24 |
| 6196. | (aeronsic) | 94.86 | 100% | 2022-12-02 |
| 6197. | (alphaaj86) | 94.85 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 6198. | (wangonmybird) | 94.85 | 95% | 2014-07-24 |
| 6199. | (caliskimmer) | 94.85 | 99% | 2012-08-14 |
| 6200. | _Kyun (75438rblx) | 94.85 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 6201. | (minspire) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 6202. | (blusader) | 94.85 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 6203. | (birdney) | 94.85 | 90% | 2015-12-04 |
| 6204. | (ez99) | 94.85 | 97.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 6205. | (haskier) | 94.84 | 96% | 2015-07-30 |
| 6206. | (mima) | 94.84 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 6207. | (mofomage) | 94.84 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 6208. | (northern) | 94.84 | 94% | 2016-07-07 |
| 6209. | (mejikmahn) | 94.84 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 6210. | Witness (sachs) | 94.83 | 84% | 2013-03-10 |
| 6211. | (h8wka8) | 94.83 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 6212. | (aplusbi) | 94.83 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 6213. | Joshuasdf (qwertoid) | 94.83 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 6214. | (hagemanto) | 94.83 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6215. | (hulahoopfasttype) | 94.82 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 6216. | (jhill1997) | 94.81 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 6217. | (trihard7) | 94.80 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 6218. | Shortyy (shortea) | 94.80 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 6219. | (okiandy) | 94.80 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 6220. | (jquan3) | 94.80 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 6221. | (charlesdickens1) | 94.80 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 6222. | (writingsnotthateasy) | 94.79 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 6223. | (jaysavvy) | 94.79 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |