The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4408. | (mrzantrax) | 104.58 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 4409. | (rockwell) | 104.58 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 4410. | (tristanhilton85) | 104.58 | 100% | 2017-10-03 |
| 4411. | (jjjones) | 104.58 | 99% | 2014-06-03 |
| 4412. | Michael (grntrtle) | 104.58 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 4413. | (dustywusty) | 104.57 | 94% | 2016-04-13 |
| 4414. | rob (costanzajpg) | 104.56 | 88% | 2012-10-01 |
| 4415. | Ameizing. (pride101) | 104.56 | 100% | 2013-03-16 |
| 4416. | tambii (aid1337) | 104.55 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 4417. | (rcheungwtf) | 104.54 | 98% | 2015-02-22 |
| 4418. | (lardmama) | 104.54 | 90% | 2015-03-20 |
| 4419. | (keiangelus) | 104.54 | 95% | 2014-11-05 |
| 4420. | (gortrak) | 104.54 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 4421. | long bus (sealegs) | 104.53 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4422. | Miquel (vicboy) | 104.53 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 4423. | Erik (erla1012) | 104.53 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 4424. | (ppun) | 104.52 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 4425. | Niki (aplusbi) | 104.52 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 4426. | (briantcat) | 104.51 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4427. | Marc (marxotkin) | 104.51 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4428. | (jaysondanewillingster) | 104.51 | 96% | 2012-04-13 |
| 4429. | (cloudmushman) | 104.50 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 4430. | (majid87) | 104.50 | 97% | 2012-06-03 |
| 4431. | (jl99) | 104.50 | 98% | 2013-04-07 |
| 4432. | Young (slinky773) | 104.49 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 4433. | (alutic) | 104.49 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 4434. | (newtion) | 104.49 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 4435. | General (generalmalorn) | 104.48 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 4436. | (piconeeks) | 104.48 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 4437. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 104.48 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |