And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4974. | (shaminosalami) | 111.81 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 4975. | (dancindazed) | 111.81 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 4976. | Jon (zzrdvark) | 111.80 | 97% | 2012-09-03 |
| 4977. | (spiffyd) | 111.79 | 99% | 2013-08-07 |
| 4978. | (broadwaydiva817) | 111.79 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 4979. | (pjja) | 111.78 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4980. | (nodd) | 111.78 | 97% | 2014-05-30 |
| 4981. | (xavalam) | 111.77 | 97.2% | 2023-11-02 |
| 4982. | (peja) | 111.77 | 99% | 2016-06-16 |
| 4983. | (gabe_lumayog99) | 111.77 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 4984. | (estalow) | 111.77 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 4985. | arch (archdemonwolf8) | 111.77 | 97% | 2014-05-15 |
| 4986. | Noogen (noogenn) | 111.77 | 98% | 2016-02-21 |
| 4987. | (pixeldust) | 111.76 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4988. | (jtam11) | 111.76 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 4989. | (najazu) | 111.75 | 92% | 2013-05-03 |
| 4990. | (decahexatrix) | 111.74 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 4991. | (gerastv) | 111.74 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 4992. | Niki (aplusbi) | 111.74 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 4993. | (chillreksai) | 111.73 | 100% | 2023-03-30 |
| 4994. | (laffinghippie) | 111.73 | 100% | 2016-06-01 |
| 4995. | Rofle (popstarfreas) | 111.73 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 4996. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 111.73 | 99.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4997. | Hieu (megaracerhieu) | 111.72 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 4998. | (craftywastaken) | 111.72 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 4999. | (brownbagspecial) | 111.72 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 5000. | Yom (yomuro) | 111.71 | 98.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5001. | (waffaru) | 111.71 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 5002. | Novas (novas_arcos) | 111.70 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| 5003. | Andrés (_andresf) | 111.70 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |