As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2987. | Jason (jachian) | 106.21 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2988. | LockStock (lockstock) | 106.21 | 100% | 2024-09-10 |
| 2989. | Mosa (_mosa) | 106.20 | 97.2% | 2024-06-27 |
| 2990. | Ryan (schmidtrs) | 106.20 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 2991. | Brian (lomeinevent) | 106.20 | 100% | 2022-04-23 |
| 2992. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 106.20 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 2993. | Jayy (ruin) | 106.20 | 98% | 2016-03-22 |
| 2994. | Zamiel (ikaeren) | 106.19 | 94% | 2016-09-21 |
| 2995. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 106.19 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 2996. | D (d_san) | 106.19 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 2997. | Siioh (siioh) | 106.19 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 2998. | indo_itu_gampang (xcloretg) | 106.18 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 2999. | John (gakbo) | 106.16 | 97.8% | 2024-09-29 |
| 3000. | Benga (skebengat) | 106.16 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
| 3001. | Nootch (nootch) | 106.16 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 3002. | Amanda (mandapanda806) | 106.16 | 100% | 2016-03-01 |
| 3003. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 106.15 | 99.3% | 2025-02-16 |
| 3004. | Darwin (gamefreak117) | 106.15 | 87% | 2015-12-18 |
| 3005. | xavier (xavin) | 106.15 | 98% | 2024-10-06 |
| 3006. | Benny (typervain) | 106.15 | 97.8% | 2025-03-01 |
| 3007. | a_p (aperea) | 106.15 | 98% | 2024-02-28 |
| 3008. | I type (carsftw) | 106.14 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 3009. | Adam (daoracer) | 106.14 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 3010. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 106.13 | 97.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 3011. | littlephild (littlephild_) | 106.13 | 96% | 2016-07-20 |
| 3012. | Sontol (sontolbonggol) | 106.12 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
| 3013. | Davey (thefallensky) | 106.12 | 97.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 3014. | Minas (mmel) | 106.12 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3015. | Richard (zariman) | 106.12 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 3016. | Az (azlum) | 106.11 | 99% | 2024-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |