I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12860. | Ihor (seitem) | 81.47 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 12861. | Wolt (wolttam) | 81.47 | 93% | 2017-05-27 |
| 12862. | nilb (nilb) | 81.46 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 12863. | Nathan (ngkiser) | 81.46 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 12864. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 81.46 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 12865. | Yahshi (jahshi) | 81.45 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 12866. | Burger (satyburgrpatty) | 81.45 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 12867. | Mazze (shadyone) | 81.44 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12868. | Adham (mob_) | 81.44 | 97.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 12869. | Carter (cartersaechoa92) | 81.44 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 12870. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 81.43 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 12871. | Braedyn (madhatterson) | 81.43 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 12872. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 81.43 | 95.7% | 2024-05-17 |
| 12873. | Omar (om17) | 81.43 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 12874. | KW (kiawa88) | 81.43 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 12875. | Plague (plaguey) | 81.42 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 12876. | Awais (awais_660) | 81.41 | 95.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 12877. | iquee (jeptha) | 81.41 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12878. | Alec Pingue (kidpenguin264) | 81.41 | 96% | 2023-12-05 |
| 12879. | Christian (xtian_olympus) | 81.41 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 12880. | Calle (bensonandhedges1) | 81.41 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 12881. | Ape (apemode2179) | 81.41 | 96.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 12882. | Xuan Anh (depgiailamdo) | 81.41 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 12883. | GonzoDog (gonzodog) | 81.40 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 12884. | Artorias (artorias_) | 81.40 | 100% | 2020-11-27 |
| 12885. | Zaf (macoalopalop) | 81.40 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 12886. | Hunter (phunter_helps) | 81.39 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 12887. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 81.39 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 12888. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 81.39 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 12889. | Somanos (somanos) | 81.38 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |