So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6034. | OhSoSerious (dontkillme) | 95.58 | 92% | 2017-03-03 |
| 6035. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 95.57 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 6036. | Sledge (sledge_hammer) | 95.57 | 98% | 2012-05-16 |
| 6037. | Kex (kexlog) | 95.57 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| 6038. | Kevin (kevgod48) | 95.56 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 6039. | Jesal (jesal) | 95.55 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 6040. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 95.54 | 99% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6041. | gubbagooba (gubbagooba) | 95.54 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 6042. | Zak (catinthehat) | 95.54 | 97% | 2012-02-20 |
| 6043. | James (slikaros) | 95.54 | 95% | 2013-10-02 |
| 6044. | Malcolm (shredsauce) | 95.54 | 97% | 2015-10-24 |
| 6045. | ArchonToast (arch_types) | 95.53 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 6046. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 95.53 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 6047. | Krystian (ezg0t) | 95.52 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
| 6048. | Shervin (xxallproxx) | 95.52 | 94% | 2012-04-19 |
| 6049. | Jordan (swaggifiedz) | 95.52 | 88% | 2017-05-24 |
| 6050. | Patrick (apbowler) | 95.51 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 6051. | thomp (thompson139) | 95.51 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 6052. | d0ge (d0ge) | 95.50 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 6053. | tired fingers (pikat) | 95.50 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 6054. | ramoraros (ramoraros) | 95.50 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 6055. | Robin (noliec) | 95.50 | 98% | 2012-10-16 |
| 6056. | Jonathan (sirlolsalot) | 95.50 | 93% | 2015-06-04 |
| 6057. | TJ (tjay08) | 95.49 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 6058. | bmquig5 (quigley245) | 95.49 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 6059. | Edward (kailhreds) | 95.49 | 98.5% | 2023-07-26 |
| 6060. | Bryan (brykingbowser) | 95.49 | 90% | 2014-10-02 |
| 6061. | remrem (remz0406) | 95.49 | 96% | 2015-07-06 |
| 6062. | Matt (mattster98) | 95.48 | 92% | 2011-08-02 |
| 6063. | waugh (waugh) | 95.48 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |