So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
28944. | Seth (opiumonom) | 52.33 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
28945. | Nadya (limpylizzie) | 52.32 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
28946. | Ben (jastas) | 52.32 | 86% | 2012-07-29 |
28947. | Kamal (kamalk2) | 52.32 | 91% | 2015-04-23 |
28948. | Sajid (sajid006) | 52.32 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
28949. | Cain (gigabite) | 52.31 | 93% | 2021-05-10 |
28950. | Vianey (vnamartinez) | 52.31 | 90% | 2016-07-18 |
28951. | Type_racer (type_race) | 52.31 | 94% | 2011-07-09 |
28952. | ndvhung_ctt (ndvhung_ctt) | 52.31 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
28953. | phynex (phynex) | 52.30 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
28954. | mini (mini_is_my_name) | 52.30 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
28955. | Eric (ericniyigaba) | 52.30 | 89% | 2017-03-28 |
28956. | Ren (reniyuh) | 52.30 | 94.5% | 2021-02-13 |
28957. | duy (duyswampert) | 52.30 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
28958. | Tran (tleanh) | 52.30 | — | 2009-04-21 |
28959. | Lubomir (lanastasov) | 52.30 | — | 2009-04-08 |
28960. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 52.29 | 94% | 2021-02-17 |
28961. | manoj (mjbx) | 52.29 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
28962. | Islam (islam_anwer) | 52.29 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
28963. | Christian (allen2021) | 52.29 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
28964. | Historical (historicalskink) | 52.29 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
28965. | John (apathy_incarnate) | 52.29 | 95.1% | 2021-01-27 |
28966. | kk (kkrustic) | 52.29 | 93% | 2013-04-16 |
28967. | Umberto (magemaster) | 52.29 | 93% | 2014-07-30 |
28968. | mehul (mehulmacwan) | 52.29 | 97% | 2014-07-16 |
28969. | alax (urlonglostdog) | 52.28 | 94% | 2021-05-07 |
28970. | Mitch (mitchtin) | 52.28 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
28971. | 3isa 7ayaty (yal3ab) | 52.28 | 94% | 2022-08-03 |
28972. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 52.28 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
28973. | Fudance (fudance) | 52.28 | 93% | 2015-03-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |