So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2153. | Domenic (g0bl0x) | 112.67 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
| 2154. | Joseph (jjskim) | 112.66 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2155. | Wen (wenslyn) | 112.66 | 95% | 2012-03-14 |
| 2156. | Albert (azunyan) | 112.65 | 98% | 2015-07-14 |
| 2157. | jasonshu (jasonshu) | 112.65 | 98% | 2016-12-16 |
| 2158. | Empress (empress812) | 112.65 | 100% | 2014-12-10 |
| 2159. | Kiany (kiany) | 112.64 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 2160. | Андреј (kucaj_i_tucaj) | 112.64 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 2161. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 112.62 | 98.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2162. | Tom (tomme2009) | 112.62 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 2163. | Jon Day (jonday87) | 112.60 | 99% | 2012-04-19 |
| 2164. | Steve (eighteenspikes) | 112.60 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 2165. | george (thewarmjets) | 112.59 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 2166. | Pikachu (quitz) | 112.59 | 97% | 2012-02-09 |
| 2167. | Sara (hentaiclockwise) | 112.59 | 95% | 2016-11-19 |
| 2168. | Stew (steww) | 112.58 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 2169. | anything (anythinganything) | 112.57 | 99% | 2018-12-22 |
| 2170. | Pastabatman (mattyj) | 112.55 | 93% | 2015-08-14 |
| 2171. | Jayson (lyleil) | 112.52 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2172. | Keren (balzaec) | 112.51 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 2173. | Just (onlymessin) | 112.51 | 94% | 2012-09-07 |
| 2174. | mwizard (mwizard) | 112.50 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 2175. | Wyatt (wallabywire) | 112.49 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 2176. | PicnicBasket (picnicbasket) | 112.48 | 93% | 2012-08-11 |
| 2177. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 112.47 | 100% | 2018-11-17 |
| 2178. | 100WPM (100wpm) | 112.46 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 2179. | poop (poopbutthole) | 112.46 | 94% | 2014-01-05 |
| 2180. | Phish (phishstickingtonz) | 112.46 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
| 2181. | Hank (shwirv) | 112.44 | 98.5% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2182. | amoz r (amoz11) | 112.43 | 99% | 2021-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |