So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20018. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 68.53 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 20019. | Delicacy (delicacy_) | 68.52 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 20020. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 20021. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 68.52 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 20022. | Please use an appropriate n... | 68.52 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 20023. | Cooper (coopy498) | 68.52 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 20024. | Aldy (h3ogreat) | 68.52 | 95% | 2018-12-23 |
| 20025. | nutmeg (jv13) | 68.51 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 20026. | kabbo (kabbo25) | 68.51 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 20027. | james (chilty14) | 68.51 | 95% | 2022-03-30 |
| 20028. | Ronaldy (yoga1212) | 68.51 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 20029. | Warren (warrenwangtennis) | 68.51 | 90% | 2015-02-11 |
| 20030. | mathwog (suhtwog) | 68.51 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 20031. | shah (shahfd) | 68.51 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 20032. | Eleanor (ocbeach) | 68.51 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 20033. | d2 (dittumon) | 68.51 | 92% | 2016-06-26 |
| 20034. | chi (naviqq) | 68.50 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 20035. | Juan (vlect2) | 68.50 | 95% | 2021-11-07 |
| 20036. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 68.50 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 20037. | Ghost (anymesh) | 68.50 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 20038. | serafin (serafin) | 68.50 | 95% | 2011-06-04 |
| 20039. | Shaira (misshaira) | 68.50 | 89% | 2012-11-21 |
| 20040. | Mike (hog7654) | 68.50 | 96% | 2015-07-27 |
| 20041. | Daniel (deniyk) | 68.49 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 20042. | youssef (fastus) | 68.49 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 20043. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 20044. | Jessica (jsilvers27) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 20045. | Mark (carluver69) | 68.49 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 20046. | Bram (messier_104) | 68.49 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 20047. | phzi (phzi) | 68.48 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |