Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4950. | Bryanleeezz (bryanlee) | 42.21 | 92% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4951. | Kory (kasa76) | 42.20 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 4952. | TheDerpLrd (thederplrd) | 42.20 | 94% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4953. | Always working (varunguptas) | 42.14 | 94% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4954. | Rishabh (lio_messi) | 42.13 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| 4955. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 42.09 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 4956. | jocelyn (guava_boi) | 42.00 | 95% | 2020-02-17 |
| 4957. | Alex (sashimithenoob) | 41.92 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 4958. | Murad (memento_mori_s) | 41.89 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4959. | ghallium (ghallium) | 41.87 | 94% | 2018-05-15 |
| 4960. | Alexey (aleksn7) | 41.84 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 4961. | rohit (rohitbasiwal) | 41.78 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 4962. | Wing (jeffrey_leung) | 41.74 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 4963. | louie (v1ruzz009) | 41.68 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4964. | Joshiah (joshiah) | 41.65 | 93% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4965. | Alex (amamone) | 41.65 | 93% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4966. | Anunad (anunadsingh99) | 41.61 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4967. | Maria (maria5555) | 41.60 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4968. | Raymond (thiccthighs) | 41.55 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 4969. | Elv (elviso) | 41.52 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4970. | Retsam101 (retsam101) | 41.51 | 94% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4971. | Mayank (mmayank74) | 41.50 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4972. | Lukáš (sadascz) | 41.47 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 4973. | Jack (jackwarren430) | 41.39 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 4974. | sanzh (easy140bpm) | 41.32 | 95% | 2019-04-06 |
| 4975. | TacyPred (aftecraft) | 41.06 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4976. | tstats[indyscott02] (indysc... | 40.98 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 4977. | Soham (sofaman) | 40.96 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 4978. | Hung (yimin) | 40.91 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4979. | Carbon (carbon28) | 40.88 | 94% | 2020-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |