The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7670. | °Harvéy Ả.™ (harvey_... | 94.43 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 7671. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 7672. | dimwit (dimwit7) | 94.41 | 98.1% | 2023-08-23 |
| 7673. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 94.41 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 7674. | Andrew (scythe89) | 94.41 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 7675. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 94.41 | 97% | 2012-01-26 |
| 7676. | kikin (thesmallmeninstitute) | 94.40 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 7677. | Fast (fastturkish) | 94.40 | 98% | 2013-07-03 |
| 7678. | nak0z (nak0z) | 94.40 | 93% | 2012-04-09 |
| 7679. | Stephanie (deepsecret) | 94.40 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 7680. | Bamco (bamco) | 94.40 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 7681. | Drew (duckback) | 94.39 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 7682. | Buttt (hisleftcheek) | 94.39 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 7683. | Fenix (isaac.hermens@gmail.... | 94.39 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
| 7684. | 👋youtu.be/AXNeUMDP3no (o... | 94.38 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7685. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 94.38 | 95% | 2015-10-07 |
| 7686. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 94.37 | 97% | 2014-05-05 |
| 7687. | Bobby226 (bobby226) | 94.37 | 92% | 2016-09-24 |
| 7688. | Anukool (anukooldeval) | 94.37 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 7689. | Stanley (vajaina) | 94.36 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
| 7690. | Jason (jachian) | 94.36 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 7691. | Kurt (kuraptor) | 94.36 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 7692. | Slasura (slasura) | 94.35 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 7693. | Nik (wlfeh) | 94.35 | 92% | 2012-09-22 |
| 7694. | Kera (kera77) | 94.35 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 7695. | TacosFly (whentacosfly) | 94.35 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 7696. | Slashxave (slashxave) | 94.35 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 7697. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 94.35 | 100% | 2021-05-25 |
| 7698. | f (alminde) | 94.35 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 7699. | I (lavromat) | 94.35 | 95% | 2012-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |