So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14148. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 77.85 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14149. | Neeb (neebie) | 77.85 | 94% | 2014-04-26 |
| 14150. | Owen (owenl131) | 77.85 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 14151. | Kevin (kevin.mcmurphy@gmail... | 77.85 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 14152. | Cordath the Dragon (cordath) | 77.84 | 95% | 2016-04-28 |
| 14153. | tony gunk (drshrimppuertorico) | 77.84 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 14154. | Breanna (bjr7) | 77.84 | 97% | 2011-09-24 |
| 14155. | ArcticTaco (arctictaco) | 77.84 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
| 14156. | no17436 (no17436) | 77.84 | 92% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14157. | Tato (mientefuego) | 77.84 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 14158. | KaChow (typning_mcqueen) | 77.83 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 14159. | ethan (ethanwander83) | 77.83 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 14160. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 77.83 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 14161. | ybf (ybflewis) | 77.83 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 14162. | Jeff (zombification) | 77.83 | 93% | 2013-09-09 |
| 14163. | Max (p1spastic) | 77.83 | 94% | 2017-02-21 |
| 14164. | Allan (werehunter2014) | 77.82 | 98.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14165. | Danny (willsmithfan) | 77.82 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
| 14166. | Ant (antsan) | 77.82 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 14167. | Peter (riffert) | 77.82 | 91% | 2015-11-18 |
| 14168. | Saranya (saranyavatti) | 77.82 | 95% | 2014-10-24 |
| 14169. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 77.82 | 96% | 2015-08-29 |
| 14170. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 77.81 | 94.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14171. | Fonner (primetimekirk) | 77.81 | 95% | 2022-11-27 |
| 14172. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 77.81 | 95% | 2022-08-25 |
| 14173. | Harley (bodyguild1) | 77.81 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 14174. | george (gosha_bu) | 77.81 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 14175. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 77.81 | 96% | 2011-07-21 |
| 14176. | halfcab (halfcab) | 77.80 | 92% | 2015-10-17 |
| 14177. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 77.80 | 95% | 2014-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |