Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5452. | Andrè (andrree) | 56.78 | 93% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5453. | Dylan (dylanhamidy) | 56.77 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5454. | Fernando (flugaoveltem) | 56.77 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5455. | Peter (zekags) | 56.76 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5456. | Mikael Buus (mikaelbuus) | 56.75 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 5457. | asdf (protozeit) | 56.74 | 95% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5458. | th (r05222005) | 56.74 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 5459. | Rowan (rowan7401) | 56.71 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 5460. | Jack (jfragg) | 56.71 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5461. | SixSixSixFourTwentySixNine ... | 56.66 | 93% | 2018-10-16 |
| 5462. | Jericho (typersimon) | 56.66 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 5463. | ali (delonias) | 56.66 | 95% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5464. | Bot_Racer 52 (kumararun) | 56.62 | 94% | 2018-04-06 |
| 5465. | Adnan (adnanli) | 56.61 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 5466. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 56.60 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5467. | jiirrarr (jiirrarr) | 56.59 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 5468. | Antogs (antogs) | 56.57 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5469. | ooo (inout) | 56.56 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 5470. | George (giorgos1) | 56.56 | 95% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5471. | Niccster (niccster10) | 56.56 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 5472. | Douglas (torm3nted) | 56.55 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 5473. | Slicklikedat (slicklikedat) | 56.52 | 94% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5474. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 56.49 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 5475. | Zore (werdmath) | 56.48 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 5476. | Anton (noviru) | 56.48 | 94% | 2020-03-25 |
| 5477. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 56.47 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 5478. | Galih (sobig_f) | 56.46 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5479. | Day (dayloud) | 56.45 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5480. | Luc (typemasterluc) | 56.45 | 99% | 2020-10-25 |
| 5481. | Vawl (vawl) | 56.44 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |