I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15371. | jakalamaa (jakalamaa) | 76.19 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
| 15372. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 76.19 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 15373. | Szilu (szilu) | 76.19 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 15374. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 76.19 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 15375. | Fab (fabpotatis) | 76.19 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 15376. | kayg (miryokucolemakdh) | 76.18 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 15377. | a (shibss) | 76.18 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 15378. | Najaf (najaf2) | 76.18 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 15379. | Vincent (notvincentt) | 76.18 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 15380. | Guilherme (chaldow) | 76.17 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 15381. | Shafiq (shafiq7911) | 76.17 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 15382. | (fraedae) | 76.17 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 15383. | Joe (greystreet) | 76.17 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 15384. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 76.16 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 15385. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 76.16 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 15386. | Frank (fizero) | 76.16 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 15387. | Epoch (epochisepic) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 15388. | Antogs (antogs) | 76.15 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 15389. | imperial (imperialxox) | 76.13 | 94% | 2018-09-21 |
| 15390. | ⠀ (ploop123) | 76.13 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 15391. | Tommy (sparkxd) | 76.13 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 15392. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 76.11 | 97.7% | 2024-05-10 |
| 15393. | enli (chrischris6126) | 76.11 | 94% | 2025-12-11 |
| 15394. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 76.11 | 100% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15395. | Oakamoore (oakamoore) | 76.11 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 15396. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 76.11 | 94% | 2021-06-05 |
| 15397. | Brandon (barndenn) | 76.11 | 93% | 2017-02-02 |
| 15398. | jake (jakeice08) | 76.11 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 15399. | Cr1sp (cr1sp100) | 76.10 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 15400. | fishyfish101 (fishyfish101) | 76.09 | 97.8% | 2024-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |