The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10995. | Mauricio (mauricio_i) | 87.20 | 98% | 2012-01-26 |
| 10996. | superman (lavee_singh) | 87.20 | 97% | 2016-08-17 |
| 10997. | Jeremy (itsyournightmare) | 87.20 | 96% | 2014-04-30 |
| 10998. | xd (palmate) | 87.19 | 95.9% | 2023-06-17 |
| 10999. | punit (thakelatyper) | 87.19 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 11000. | Nghia (ntn20112006) | 87.19 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11001. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 87.19 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 11002. | rose (miaw) | 87.19 | 96% | 2011-09-04 |
| 11003. | Jun (sirjun) | 87.18 | 97.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11004. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 87.18 | 95% | 2012-05-24 |
| 11005. | typer (turbo360) | 87.18 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 11006. | Aaron (scenery) | 87.18 | 94% | 2013-03-09 |
| 11007. | Chloe (skywayavenue) | 87.17 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 11008. | Only One (only_one_left) | 87.17 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 11009. | binaypau (binaypau) | 87.17 | 100% | 2023-01-07 |
| 11010. | Sami (sami49) | 87.17 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 11011. | P (pacochen) | 87.16 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11012. | lurak (lurak2131) | 87.16 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 11013. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 11014. | Pankaj (anthwal) | 87.16 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 11015. | Will (ratmonger) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 11016. | Ghal (ghal_dj) | 87.15 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 11017. | Anthony (particleeffect) | 87.15 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 11018. | Tricia (lulu2022) | 87.15 | 99% | 2022-12-13 |
| 11019. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 87.15 | 97.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11020. | Darrell (infinitybigbang) | 87.15 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 11021. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 87.15 | 91% | 2014-08-07 |
| 11022. | (－‸ლ) (neverbloom) | 87.15 | 94% | 2013-09-21 |
| 11023. | K3 (lienk3) | 87.14 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 11024. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |