As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16479. | Akash (mraakashagrawal) | 69.00 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 16480. | Warden (tmt_warden) | 69.00 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 16481. | Michael (warp_shift) | 68.99 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 16482. | BowKnee (bowknee) | 68.99 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16483. | Rian (m_rap) | 68.99 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 16484. | John (miracle_sheep) | 68.98 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16485. | Anunnaki (anunnaki77) | 68.98 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 16486. | Drei (dy539) | 68.98 | 95% | 2021-10-16 |
| 16487. | Arber (korca) | 68.97 | 94.7% | 2024-10-22 |
| 16488. | Deshant (djtype2124) | 68.97 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 16489. | don (donutyum) | 68.96 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 16490. | Isak (isapan) | 68.96 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 16491. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 68.95 | 95% | 2016-01-25 |
| 16492. | Jason (tworker) | 68.95 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
| 16493. | Dr. Typist (dr_typist) | 68.95 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
| 16494. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 68.94 | 94.8% | 2024-05-30 |
| 16495. | Anthony (anthonyfloresokc) | 68.93 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 16496. | Non (nonnb) | 68.93 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 16497. | ren (krenz) | 68.93 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 16498. | Spider (spider_sim) | 68.93 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
| 16499. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 68.93 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 16500. | Flaming (flamingfalcon) | 68.92 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 16501. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 68.92 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16502. | Brandon (duranbrandon) | 68.92 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 16503. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 68.92 | 90% | 2016-06-28 |
| 16504. | Marc (marcdeluca) | 68.91 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 16505. | navuhodonosor (navuhodonosor) | 68.91 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 16506. | Long (phamlong0711) | 68.91 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 16507. | light (pinkyhurts) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16508. | Jan (acpehalus) | 68.90 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |