The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16046. | handsomejack (handsomejack) | 78.09 | 97% | 2013-12-10 |
| 16047. | Saranya (saranyavatti) | 78.09 | 97% | 2014-01-15 |
| 16048. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 78.09 | 90% | 2017-01-24 |
| 16049. | Judeisbad (4123) | 78.08 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 16050. | Yami (yami_sukehiro20) | 78.08 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 16051. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 78.08 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 16052. | David (itisiiamit) | 78.08 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 16053. | Yash (yash891) | 78.08 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 16054. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 78.07 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 16055. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 78.07 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 16056. | ^^ (guyangyi) | 78.07 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 16057. | Daisy (daisy) | 78.07 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 16058. | kittw (kittw) | 78.07 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
| 16059. | TacoWaco (mrspork) | 78.07 | 95% | 2018-05-25 |
| 16060. | yo (doei) | 78.07 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 16061. | Kyle (brander) | 78.07 | 94% | 2013-11-13 |
| 16062. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 78.06 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 16063. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 78.06 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 16064. | Jcutty (jcutty) | 78.06 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 16065. | Daryll (daryll_ko) | 78.06 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16066. | Anthony (anthony_787) | 78.06 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16067. | Max (max_pinc) | 78.06 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
| 16068. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 78.06 | 99% | 2018-12-16 |
| 16069. | Jasen (jaseniten) | 78.06 | 93% | 2012-01-08 |
| 16070. | flybot (flybot) | 78.06 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 16071. | Sebastian (sebalugo) | 78.06 | 92% | 2013-10-29 |
| 16072. | Ahnaf (tazvedr) | 78.05 | 96.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16073. | Xeno (xenocidel) | 78.05 | 88% | 2012-05-23 |
| 16074. | Wei (charles2007) | 78.05 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 16075. | s (buyutec) | 78.05 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |