So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35719. | keeshia (keeshia) | 33.79 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 35720. | thoai (tranthoai) | 33.75 | 88% | 2011-10-17 |
| 35721. | nick (colleyferdez) | 33.70 | 89% | 2011-07-14 |
| 35722. | Alex (zanderst) | 33.69 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 35723. | ____Mr___adam (arrouwa) | 33.68 | 92% | 2022-02-09 |
| 35724. | lanisha (neelishis08) | 33.67 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 35725. | moises (moises) | 33.66 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 35726. | Roy Angelo (lieloh) | 33.66 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 35727. | regina (regina123) | 33.64 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 35728. | Jamie (jtduby) | 33.63 | 86% | 2014-07-11 |
| 35729. | Vahe (vahsaf) | 33.60 | 91% | 2023-09-11 |
| 35730. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 33.51 | 66% | 2016-04-08 |
| 35731. | Samandar Bozorboyev (samant... | 33.48 | 93% | 2023-08-04 |
| 35732. | poramuch (sensor) | 33.48 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 35733. | Jane (iwdmb) | 33.48 | 89% | 2012-11-23 |
| 35734. | yogesh (yogeshiitm) | 33.47 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 35735. | Anthony (anthony2010) | 33.42 | 93% | 2012-05-31 |
| 35736. | Thanuja (thanuja_29) | 33.41 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 35737. | Ian (wing2359930) | 33.40 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 35738. | Ken (iken) | 33.32 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 35739. | Jaden (thejoker) | 33.31 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 35740. | Cam Van (babycat_2508) | 33.30 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 35741. | Eitan (mrdeathh) | 33.26 | 87% | 2013-01-23 |
| 35742. | Dong Joo (djpros) | 33.25 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 35743. | lianna (17ljcameron08) | 33.19 | 86% | 2013-03-18 |
| 35744. | John Spencer (spencer) | 33.17 | 89% | 2016-06-09 |
| 35745. | 123456 (konoha) | 33.15 | 92% | 2011-10-12 |
| 35746. | Christel (chriskiss97) | 33.14 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 35747. | keshav (kesav_xs) | 33.11 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 35748. | Anurag (aracer) | 33.11 | 85% | 2012-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |