As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24017. | raman (raman123) | 50.09 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24018. | Kuhaku (walah217) | 50.09 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
| 24019. | Sooraj (thesgyro) | 50.09 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 24020. | SaintKiri (1216047914) | 50.09 | 88% | 2015-07-05 |
| 24021. | Jononannes (jononannes) | 50.07 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 24022. | mohammad (m7mdtiger) | 50.07 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
| 24023. | Zed_Query_Base (duyanh3897) | 50.07 | 93% | 2022-07-29 |
| 24024. | sofa (voucher) | 50.07 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 24025. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 50.07 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 24026. | daniel peleg (danielpeleg1) | 50.06 | 94% | 2022-01-15 |
| 24027. | Marwan (the_typo_typist) | 50.06 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 24028. | boulic (boulic) | 50.05 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 24029. | Ashveck (ashveck) | 50.05 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 24030. | A (viking_) | 50.05 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 24031. | casfrank (casfrank) | 50.05 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
| 24032. | Sev7n (sev7nte3n) | 50.04 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 24033. | Miguel (miguel122113) | 50.03 | 95% | 2018-09-26 |
| 24034. | arif (arifanzz) | 50.03 | 95% | 2020-03-21 |
| 24035. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 50.03 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 24036. | Red (redowldk) | 50.03 | 89% | 2016-06-20 |
| 24037. | Shaun (afqro) | 50.02 | 93% | 2021-09-23 |
| 24038. | Hamid (fact_fiction) | 50.02 | 89% | 2017-02-09 |
| 24039. | Ng (lookol) | 50.02 | 87% | 2016-03-19 |
| 24040. | Alex (crotalo) | 50.01 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 24041. | John (copticj) | 50.01 | 98.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 24042. | C:\cmd (geodev) | 50.01 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 24043. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 50.00 | 94% | 2021-08-03 |
| 24044. | Neshad (neshad) | 50.00 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 24045. | afshin (afshin_alizadeh) | 50.00 | 90% | 2016-08-10 |
| 24046. | HngryChef (siam33162) | 49.99 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |