So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 354. | (smash_trump) | 135.62 | 97% | 2017-02-09 |
| 355. | (alpha_panda) | 135.56 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 356. | (anch159) | 135.54 | 100% | 2018-08-30 |
| 357. | (briann) | 135.35 | 98% | 2012-12-05 |
| 358. | (seal) | 135.34 | 99% | 2015-12-24 |
| 359. | (skydevil) | 135.33 | 100% | 2014-08-08 |
| 360. | Sachin Sharma (ragemodeon) | 135.28 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 361. | (nate0wnsy0u) | 135.15 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 362. | (ygos) | 135.13 | 98% | 2012-02-10 |
| 363. | (tokugawapants) | 135.11 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 364. | (itshawky) | 135.05 | 100% | 2021-09-29 |
| 365. | ChimChimChim (chimchimchim) | 135.02 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 366. | (elliptical) | 135.02 | 98% | 2015-05-26 |
| 367. | (arizownage) | 135.02 | 98% | 2011-07-25 |
| 368. | Jauhar (indoviet) | 134.96 | 98% | 2015-07-31 |
| 369. | (marcusaurm) | 134.95 | 99% | 2022-05-28 |
| 370. | (dsingz) | 134.94 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 371. | (ansonkid) | 134.94 | 98% | 2012-08-23 |
| 372. | (leonleung96) | 134.85 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 373. | (psychopathologic_menstruo... | 134.80 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 374. | miss index (plorksauce) | 134.76 | 99% | 2018-04-14 |
| 375. | Jake (nameless337) | 134.76 | 100% | 2017-05-15 |
| 376. | Benjamin (bw1625) | 134.75 | 100% | 2019-12-25 |
| 377. | (mako640_dvorak) | 134.75 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 378. | (trainermax) | 134.74 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 379. | (soner) | 134.67 | 98% | 2014-05-30 |
| 380. | stop! (ademke) | 134.66 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 381. | (timvermeulen) | 134.65 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 382. | (woodread) | 134.65 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 383. | (lorusx) | 134.48 | 100% | 2020-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |