So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34023. | gayatri (gayatri) | 44.15 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 34024. | evans (yuen1204) | 44.15 | 99% | 2011-04-06 |
| 34025. | seungbum (seungbum) | 44.15 | 85% | 2011-05-15 |
| 34026. | Michal (rozik48) | 44.15 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| 34027. | Clio (klionta) | 44.14 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 34028. | th (r05222005) | 44.14 | 93% | 2018-04-05 |
| 34029. | Hegert (mrdromedy) | 44.13 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 34030. | tayyab (tayyab246) | 44.13 | 93% | 2021-06-14 |
| 34031. | Berto (bertobirung) | 44.13 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
| 34032. | mohamed (mylittlecreep) | 44.12 | 92% | 2022-11-30 |
| 34033. | Subhomoy (unstoppablesubho) | 44.12 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 34034. | Csaba (csbarsony) | 44.12 | 92.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 34035. | Ammara (ammara) | 44.12 | 95% | 2011-07-05 |
| 34036. | Romar (romarpatacsil) | 44.12 | 91% | 2011-09-10 |
| 34037. | jens (sinh) | 44.12 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 34038. | mcqueen (mcqueen) | 44.12 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 34039. | Junior (bronco37) | 44.11 | 89% | 2014-01-02 |
| 34040. | Blues (ansku) | 44.11 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 34041. | Juan (santiaju) | 44.11 | 87% | 2013-12-08 |
| 34042. | Pain14 (ruel14) | 44.11 | 86% | 2013-01-15 |
| 34043. | Muhammad (mhhawari) | 44.10 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| 34044. | Luke (gr812nv) | 44.10 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 34045. | mahyar (amidelune) | 44.10 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 34046. | Dale (garmonbozia) | 44.09 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 34047. | pooaa (pooaa) | 44.09 | 93% | 2022-10-04 |
| 34048. | Jason Hean (jackson95) | 44.09 | 93% | 2021-09-08 |
| 34049. | Andrei Rafael (caperbr) | 44.09 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 34050. | Sam (tsam) | 44.09 | 92% | 2012-10-16 |
| 34051. | leno92 (leno92) | 44.09 | 89% | 2013-01-08 |
| 34052. | Chris (somekoolguy) | 44.08 | 91% | 2012-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |