Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5429. | doodle2552 (doodle2552) | 97.50 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| 5430. | Dan (danpan) | 97.50 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| 5431. | John (tiansa) | 97.49 | 97% | 2015-08-19 |
| 5432. | bzn (beeznees) | 97.48 | 96% | 2012-02-09 |
| 5433. | Jon (jjoelson) | 97.48 | 96% | 2014-05-27 |
| 5434. | Person (relearner) | 97.48 | 100% | 2019-06-03 |
| 5435. | Obosa (saruninja) | 97.48 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 5436. | Ricimon (ricimon) | 97.48 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5437. | Trihedral (trihedral) | 97.46 | 99% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5438. | Leander (swlee19) | 97.46 | 93% | 2012-08-30 |
| 5439. | BasilStag (jasonpan12) | 97.45 | 87% | 2012-09-23 |
| 5440. | Thuc (tpwiz4) | 97.45 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 5441. | :( (altrocality_dvorak_acc) | 97.45 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 5442. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 97.45 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 5443. | Rob (nyrt4r) | 97.45 | 95% | 2014-06-15 |
| 5444. | Joselyn (joselyns) | 97.45 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 5445. | anotherbreakfastwithyou (an... | 97.44 | 100% | 2011-10-09 |
| 5446. | Michael (nickelbaggins) | 97.44 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5447. | Tyler (catothedk) | 97.44 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 5448. | Mike (ropecoach) | 97.44 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 5449. | (thegumbygoliath) | 97.43 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 5450. | Emily (milay68) | 97.43 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 5451. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 97.43 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5452. | Martin (therealmartin) | 97.43 | 97.6% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5453. | Joe (clauser) | 97.43 | 94% | 2013-06-14 |
| 5454. | KongVn (boklettuce) | 97.43 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5455. | Hopps (hoppstwo) | 97.42 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 5456. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 97.42 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 5457. | running2track (running2track) | 97.42 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 5458. | Adéla (adela29) | 97.42 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
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| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |