The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9493. | (carluver69) | 89.80 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 9494. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 89.80 | 97% | 2012-03-22 |
| 9495. | (ttyler99) | 89.80 | 95% | 2016-06-01 |
| 9496. | Skp (skpvwls) | 89.80 | 96% | 2012-01-02 |
| 9497. | (muhammad_ammar01) | 89.80 | 90% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9498. | Jack (djqball) | 89.79 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
| 9499. | Brandon (laogic) | 89.79 | 98% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9500. | (christophski) | 89.79 | 92% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9501. | (wujiamin) | 89.78 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
| 9502. | Note (note_r) | 89.78 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 9503. | (kittymeowers) | 89.78 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9504. | (pravus) | 89.78 | 94% | 2012-01-20 |
| 9505. | (veiven) | 89.77 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9506. | (hussain55555) | 89.77 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 9507. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 89.77 | 95% | 2014-03-04 |
| 9508. | (jharwell626) | 89.77 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 9509. | Nghi (quaivatsoi01) | 89.75 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 9510. | Taxi (another_driver) | 89.75 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9511. | (chaelys) | 89.75 | 95% | 2019-11-21 |
| 9512. | (samsam321) | 89.75 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 9513. | (beeandat) | 89.75 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 9514. | (ubaer) | 89.75 | 96% | 2016-07-23 |
| 9515. | Darth (littleani) | 89.75 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 9516. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 89.75 | 95% | 2013-10-08 |
| 9517. | (veronicccaaa) | 89.75 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 9518. | (pnayserenity) | 89.75 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 9519. | (sliiiip) | 89.74 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9520. | (matoxz) | 89.74 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9521. | (async) | 89.74 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9522. | (jxu98dvorak) | 89.74 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |