The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18270. | muffin (me3rhymes) | 74.63 | 94% | 2017-12-11 |
| 18271. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 74.63 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 18272. | E (wildsuperfire3) | 74.63 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 18273. | Taz (tazdevil) | 74.63 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 18274. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 74.63 | 95% | 2017-03-06 |
| 18275. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 74.63 | 90% | 2016-02-15 |
| 18276. | Bob (bertramc) | 74.63 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 18277. | ThiYaTi (thiyati) | 74.62 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 18278. | phauxy (phauxy) | 74.62 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 18279. | Toddy (toddies) | 74.62 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18280. | Ed (lonerguy) | 74.62 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18281. | Stephenhs (stephenhs) | 74.62 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| 18282. | RIP (kidnappster) | 74.62 | 92% | 2014-08-11 |
| 18283. | Peter (perokema) | 74.62 | 95% | 2013-02-20 |
| 18284. | govind (djgovins) | 74.62 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 18285. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 74.62 | 91% | 2011-11-16 |
| 18286. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 74.61 | 91% | 2014-11-23 |
| 18287. | Jonny (anorell) | 74.61 | 91% | 2013-08-23 |
| 18288. | Orfyba (orfyba) | 74.60 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 18289. | z (qatarking24) | 74.60 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 18290. | ChickenMaster (chickenmaster1) | 74.60 | 89% | 2016-03-22 |
| 18291. | Jonathan (thouy) | 74.59 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 18292. | Brae (cooride) | 74.59 | 94% | 2020-01-22 |
| 18293. | wrzim (wrzim) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 18294. | Andrey (bloodysmoke) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 18295. | Mahir (under) | 74.59 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 18296. | Panos (jotis) | 74.58 | 91% | 2017-03-14 |
| 18297. | Fery (feri_hk) | 74.58 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 18298. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 74.58 | 94% | 2023-03-16 |
| 18299. | D (consumption) | 74.58 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |