The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27176. | (brutal_satoru) | 59.49 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 27177. | (ronin_1) | 59.49 | 94% | 2021-05-03 |
| 27178. | Haung (zeropower) | 59.49 | 95% | 2018-01-06 |
| 27179. | (gambit123) | 59.49 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 27180. | Vawl (vawl) | 59.49 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 27181. | (sima_car) | 59.49 | 91% | 2017-05-23 |
| 27182. | (nitin_tj) | 59.49 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 27183. | (megana) | 59.49 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 27184. | (gin_ichimaru) | 59.49 | 93% | 2015-03-21 |
| 27185. | (visherramuni) | 59.48 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 27186. | (coperd) | 59.48 | 95% | 2014-08-28 |
| 27187. | (nickja) | 59.48 | 97% | 2014-04-28 |
| 27188. | (koroneinugami) | 59.47 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
| 27189. | (cruzen) | 59.47 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 27190. | (renton) | 59.47 | 97% | 2013-10-20 |
| 27191. | (russellriago) | 59.47 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 27192. | Anonymous12 (anonymous1238) | 59.46 | 95% | 2023-08-01 |
| 27193. | (kc4tennis) | 59.46 | 99% | 2015-08-01 |
| 27194. | (lastronus) | 59.45 | 95% | 2017-08-15 |
| 27195. | (asmking) | 59.45 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 27196. | (6401) | 59.44 | 95% | 2023-10-16 |
| 27197. | (quangkoi) | 59.44 | 93% | 2011-05-23 |
| 27198. | KMMOPJ1 (blueflammednezha) | 59.43 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 27199. | (todadqa) | 59.43 | 86% | 2015-10-08 |
| 27200. | (earle) | 59.43 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 27201. | (brooka) | 59.43 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 27202. | (brisbane2012) | 59.43 | 91% | 2012-06-07 |
| 27203. | (aashr14) | 59.42 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 27204. | (snogga) | 59.42 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 27205. | (phunkytype) | 59.42 | 94% | 2023-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |