Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1690. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 83.52 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1691. | Eric (mrmalave) | 83.52 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1692. | O (jivarp) | 83.52 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1693. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 83.52 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1694. | jon (virtualself) | 83.51 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1695. | jiwatenang (jiwatenang) | 83.51 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1696. | Rob (destructo91) | 83.51 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1697. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 83.50 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1698. | charles (charlemagne3285) | 83.50 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1699. | Ponk (ponken) | 83.49 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1700. | yong (topcool) | 83.49 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 1701. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 83.47 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1702. | Daniel (bigdannyx) | 83.44 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1703. | Beagle (beagledantes) | 83.43 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1704. | Fastest (sucksucksuck) | 83.42 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 1705. | alex (alexadimundi) | 83.39 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1706. | Shawn (droptopwop) | 83.38 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1707. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 83.38 | 96% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1708. | Lưu (luuanh) | 83.38 | 99% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1709. | Annsie (annsie) | 83.38 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 1710. | Christian (swaggydog123) | 83.36 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1711. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 83.36 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 1712. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 83.36 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 1713. | NYCFINEST (nycfinesse) | 83.35 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1714. | Hussain Zindabad All Time (... | 83.35 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1715. | Henry! (phd_h) | 83.34 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1716. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 83.34 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1717. | Hey (goodgames) | 83.32 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1718. | A (amielle) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1719. | Tami (tamcam) | 83.29 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |