The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2297. | (lovemehobo) | 64.12 | 92% | 2012-02-12 |
| 2298. | (sifreshz) | 64.12 | 95% | 2014-11-01 |
| 2299. | (nastha) | 64.12 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 2300. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 64.12 | 93% | 2011-12-19 |
| 2301. | clavat (clavat) | 64.12 | 96% | 2011-12-25 |
| 2302. | (phong1040572) | 64.11 | 96% | 2012-01-20 |
| 2303. | Oleg (braga01) | 64.10 | 95% | 2016-09-19 |
| 2304. | Nurcholish (nfauzi) | 64.10 | 91% | 2014-06-19 |
| 2305. | (esvee) | 64.10 | 93% | 2016-09-05 |
| 2306. | (timxad) | 64.10 | 91% | 2011-10-15 |
| 2307. | (daphne2) | 64.10 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
| 2308. | (misteeque) | 64.09 | 92% | 2013-04-14 |
| 2309. | (xvzf) | 64.09 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 2310. | (rondc108) | 64.09 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 2311. | (filthy_rich86) | 64.09 | 98% | 2013-06-17 |
| 2312. | (typinglover02) | 64.09 | 97% | 2014-11-18 |
| 2313. | (obsidian_abhi) | 64.08 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 2314. | (kenlct) | 64.08 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 2315. | (annoyed) | 64.08 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 2316. | (thinkerguy) | 64.08 | 97% | 2012-11-14 |
| 2317. | (shankyk) | 64.08 | 96% | 2015-06-11 |
| 2318. | (mrjieejiee) | 64.06 | 91% | 2014-09-27 |
| 2319. | (kyutal) | 64.05 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2320. | (joshhuynh98) | 64.05 | 94% | 2015-04-21 |
| 2321. | (phussy) | 64.05 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 2322. | (ldystarr) | 64.05 | 96% | 2011-07-06 |
| 2323. | Ragnar (ragnar000lothbrok) | 64.04 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 2324. | (fan7om) | 64.04 | 97% | 2012-03-12 |
| 2325. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 64.04 | 95% | 2018-05-06 |
| 2326. | shingo (anagman) | 64.04 | 96% | 2012-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |