As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22144. | Nigeria69420 (nigeria69420) | 56.21 | 95.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| 22145. | R'lyeh (watermelon06) | 56.21 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 22146. | Vilson (vilsonkh) | 56.21 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 22147. | Aziret Ergeshov (aziret0505) | 56.20 | 94.4% | 2023-07-30 |
| 22148. | Riley (detectiverocket) | 56.20 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 22149. | Raymond (northernabyss) | 56.20 | 91% | 2016-05-12 |
| 22150. | stroobaj (stroobaj) | 56.20 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 22151. | Always working (varunguptas) | 56.20 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 22152. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 56.20 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 22153. | Mato (metiu07) | 56.19 | 85% | 2016-12-31 |
| 22154. | Aaron (short121) | 56.19 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 22155. | Vilmer (vien0701) | 56.19 | 97.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 22156. | Dennis (denn0h) | 56.19 | 94% | 2019-06-03 |
| 22157. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 56.18 | 96% | 2017-07-14 |
| 22158. | Cyril (sotipex) | 56.17 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 22159. | ali (alianggie) | 56.17 | 99% | 2021-06-01 |
| 22160. | thundr (thundr001) | 56.16 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 22161. | Ankit (anktwd) | 56.16 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 22162. | Noor (noor002) | 56.16 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
| 22163. | Hrishikesh (bingazuran) | 56.15 | 94% | 2025-06-13 |
| 22164. | Taman (ahda_17) | 56.15 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 22165. | Xuan (xuan_nguyen) | 56.15 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 22166. | Rafi (rafi304) | 56.15 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 22167. | sgpizzaa (pizza_pizza_pie) | 56.15 | 93% | 2022-03-23 |
| 22168. | Agilan (agilan2001) | 56.15 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 22169. | Advaith (advaithhhhh) | 56.14 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 22170. | nug (nugchan) | 56.14 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 22171. | jason (jcatiis) | 56.14 | 89% | 2017-04-04 |
| 22172. | SB (sbjeans) | 56.14 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 22173. | Jun (refindo) | 56.14 | 87% | 2016-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |