So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32967. | Don (dondthird) | 46.81 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 32968. | Guest (brexit_bus) | 46.80 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 32969. | Kobiljon (qobiljon) | 46.80 | 89% | 2014-12-23 |
| 32970. | Jacob (jacobe) | 46.80 | 92% | 2011-09-26 |
| 32971. | alex (alexsf_9000) | 46.79 | 94% | 2022-08-26 |
| 32972. | 「 n e X u s 」 ム (n_e_... | 46.79 | 92% | 2019-01-01 |
| 32973. | Byron (chicken_little1) | 46.79 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 32974. | Isaac (isaac113) | 46.79 | 89% | 2016-02-07 |
| 32975. | Dileep (dileep2804) | 46.78 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 32976. | Arnel (nel23) | 46.78 | 92% | 2013-03-07 |
| 32977. | lalit (samingh783) | 46.77 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
| 32978. | mie (mierumad) | 46.77 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 32979. | Mart (ketalanka) | 46.77 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 32980. | Rotaberq (rotaberq) | 46.77 | 95% | 2016-04-30 |
| 32981. | Anshul (janshul) | 46.77 | 93% | 2016-10-20 |
| 32982. | Gin (gin_ichimaru) | 46.77 | 88% | 2015-03-10 |
| 32983. | AnKoe (ankoe) | 46.76 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 32984. | saniya (supersaniya) | 46.76 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 32985. | Mikkel (bielefeldt1) | 46.76 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 32986. | ddi (taka_chan) | 46.76 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 32987. | Mircea (mbastovoi) | 46.76 | 88% | 2014-10-06 |
| 32988. | Kevin (vortex_alley) | 46.76 | 89% | 2016-01-12 |
| 32989. | Kevin (crazycranberry) | 46.75 | 85% | 2016-07-28 |
| 32990. | Dev (darkpi) | 46.75 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 32991. | ilyas (nooblearns) | 46.75 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 32992. | Oanh (sorryiloveyou) | 46.75 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 32993. | Frag_Pumpkin (frag_pumpkin) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-01-16 |
| 32994. | Shadow (x_shadow_x) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-10-06 |
| 32995. | frosty (frosty59) | 46.74 | 95.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 32996. | Kenneth (kenneth573) | 46.74 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |