Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4923. | Jordan (feelingsreal) | 99.39 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4924. | Diran (slipperykeys) | 99.39 | 96% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4925. | ++ (aznpanda764) | 99.39 | 99% | 2014-06-26 |
| 4926. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 99.38 | 99% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4927. | Enianen (enianen) | 99.38 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 4928. | Mus_ic (mus_ic) | 99.37 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 4929. | Giancarlo (gvald23) | 99.37 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4930. | MS (damanthc) | 99.37 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 4931. | Michael (gnurdux) | 99.37 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
| 4932. | Meso (proximatednuke) | 99.36 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4933. | Gyeoulie (yennie) | 99.35 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 4934. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 99.34 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 4935. | Themis (themicp) | 99.34 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 4936. | Markov (markovsembel) | 99.34 | 92% | 2016-07-09 |
| 4937. | dave (noonzz) | 99.33 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 4938. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 99.33 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4939. | Scott (oooops) | 99.32 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 4940. | Nicholas (nicholaswong033) | 99.32 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 4941. | Jason (jasonsu) | 99.32 | 88% | 2013-02-10 |
| 4942. | Emily (emibraille) | 99.32 | 98% | 2014-01-28 |
| 4943. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchuknow) | 99.32 | 96% | 2016-02-04 |
| 4944. | L (professor_l) | 99.32 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4945. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 99.32 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 4946. | Coty (lord_sky) | 99.32 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 4947. | Aniv (aniv) | 99.32 | 96% | 2013-07-12 |
| 4948. | Eric (eric_mao) | 99.31 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 4949. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 99.31 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
| 4950. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 99.31 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 4951. | Emerald (thisiswhatwecalltr... | 99.31 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 4952. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 99.31 | 98% | 2015-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |