So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21137. | TheLickerman (thelickerman) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 21138. | Albert (certikbertik) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 21139. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 66.60 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 21140. | Jace (jabow12) | 66.60 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 21141. | Pineapple (pineapple_pie1) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 21142. | Jeffrey (jefsweatsgames) | 66.60 | 88% | 2017-04-15 |
| 21143. | Hemnath (hemnath) | 66.60 | 91% | 2014-11-04 |
| 21144. | sako (zzzxxx) | 66.59 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 21145. | David (klokigamer) | 66.59 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 21146. | Edna (failcakez) | 66.59 | 90% | 2013-09-13 |
| 21147. | I-Chuan (aldehydeic) | 66.59 | 97% | 2012-05-01 |
| 21148. | sall (sidhu663) | 66.58 | 89% | 2015-01-13 |
| 21149. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 66.58 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 21150. | Michal (rybeek) | 66.58 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 21151. | QQ (qq_2900) | 66.58 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 21152. | trieu (trieu123) | 66.58 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 21153. | joygerry (joygerry) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 21154. | Nguyet (chim123) | 66.57 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 21155. | The R (dream34) | 66.57 | 93% | 2013-01-24 |
| 21156. | Noval (novalorlando) | 66.57 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 21157. | Mehran (mehrandvd) | 66.57 | 98% | 2016-07-13 |
| 21158. | norway boy (norwayboy) | 66.57 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 21159. | Malik (malik_sb) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 21160. | Loya (loya) | 66.57 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 21161. | jose (joseemanez) | 66.57 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 21162. | Gary (animo01) | 66.57 | 97% | 2012-03-22 |
| 21163. | Fredo (eternalsunshineofspo... | 66.56 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 21164. | Kurt (kurtlee0129) | 66.56 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 21165. | David (gamer50519) | 66.56 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
| 21166. | donotredeem (big_foxy) | 66.56 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |