The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31976. | varun (kaakusharma) | 39.85 | 94% | 2012-02-02 |
| 31977. | CashD (cashd) | 39.83 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 31978. | Ivan (ivek) | 39.74 | 82% | 2015-06-21 |
| 31979. | Made_in_India (neetigya_cha... | 39.72 | 91% | 2020-08-29 |
| 31980. | lizzie (lizzie1996) | 39.58 | 88% | 2016-12-19 |
| 31981. | K N (ananthan2k) | 39.54 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 31982. | ᗜ Tim (timothyaveni_plover) | 39.43 | 89% | 2018-09-30 |
| 31983. | gaitonde (amul02) | 39.24 | 93.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 31984. | Abu Raziel (abu_raziel) | 39.23 | 95% | 2014-11-02 |
| 31985. | leo (leodnatbet) | 39.18 | 91% | 2012-07-20 |
| 31986. | Sevara (simusaraa) | 39.14 | 94% | 2022-04-22 |
| 31987. | Lyr (vazzle) | 39.13 | 19% | 2014-05-18 |
| 31988. | Diddy (di01) | 38.82 | 90% | 2017-05-23 |
| 31989. | SIMP (simp) | 38.79 | 82% | 2016-11-03 |
| 31990. | Ernest (ernestngan) | 38.72 | 83% | 2015-06-09 |
| 31991. | Julia (prelest) | 38.70 | 95% | 2012-07-16 |
| 31992. | phi (anhphi) | 38.65 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 31993. | Riadul (rdnasim) | 38.62 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 31994. | Evils (evils) | 37.86 | 88% | 2011-07-13 |
| 31995. | 9.com (nitesh_dhyani) | 37.50 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
| 31996. | Shayne (charmanderpy) | 36.72 | 87% | 2012-10-28 |
| 31997. | Lucas (sydcsgo) | 36.53 | 96% | 2017-02-26 |
| 31998. | mystie (mystie) | 35.97 | 88% | 2011-10-31 |
| 31999. | Sardar (sampan) | 35.54 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
| 32000. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 35.37 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 32001. | katrina mae (katrinamae_cru... | 35.19 | 78% | 2016-08-13 |
| 32002. | akbar (akbar_896) | 34.17 | 81% | 2012-07-29 |
| 32003. | Heart (gurpreet62) | 33.84 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
| 32004. | Evan (lucario) | 32.42 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 32005. | Miklós (realmiki) | 31.96 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |