So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31065. | rip byron (sebastianw) | 50.98 | 94% | 2020-01-07 |
| 31066. | Nikita (ne_kita) | 50.98 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 31067. | Fred (fredsavage) | 50.98 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 31068. | TKTopz (tktopz) | 50.97 | 91% | 2012-07-31 |
| 31069. | Nick (sidj0n) | 50.97 | 86% | 2014-07-19 |
| 31070. | Xuan (xuan_nguyen) | 50.96 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 31071. | Felix (felixrampant) | 50.96 | 95.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 31072. | Ali (aliabdelrahman) | 50.96 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 31073. | Alex (alxracer) | 50.96 | 92% | 2013-09-12 |
| 31074. | camred (camred) | 50.95 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 31075. | Sachin (bharat369) | 50.95 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 31076. | Ngo (winterbourne) | 50.95 | 95% | 2013-11-11 |
| 31077. | mike (mikesun1) | 50.95 | 90% | 2014-01-02 |
| 31078. | Jon Elvar (sprelvar) | 50.95 | 89% | 2012-12-24 |
| 31079. | Quigmaster (pquigley35) | 50.95 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 31080. | king (ijay) | 50.95 | 90% | 2016-12-16 |
| 31081. | Bananan (cucoklolz11) | 50.94 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 31082. | phi (anhphi) | 50.94 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 31083. | Mihawk (thinhfls) | 50.94 | 92% | 2012-03-02 |
| 31084. | Maku (maku) | 50.94 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 31085. | shahidul islam (prantoislam... | 50.93 | 95% | 2022-05-10 |
| 31086. | David Lia (terraform) | 50.93 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 31087. | Einars (einarsk) | 50.93 | 94% | 2019-04-10 |
| 31088. | Henry (henry_21) | 50.93 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
| 31089. | Johnsey (seyokj) | 50.93 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 31090. | quan (hqgoldswan) | 50.93 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 31091. | Pradeep (pradeepsiva) | 50.93 | 93% | 2014-06-16 |
| 31092. | Mattie (mjltcfc) | 50.92 | 90% | 2015-06-12 |
| 31093. | Logan (ferro_majiin) | 50.92 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 31094. | Hannah (handiangel) | 50.92 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |