And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10986. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 95.60 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 10987. | Robert (robhor) | 95.60 | 94% | 2013-10-30 |
| 10988. | Minh (huynhcongminh) | 95.60 | 93% | 2012-06-27 |
| 10989. | Jovy (divinity) | 95.60 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 10990. | Issac (njchicken) | 95.59 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 10991. | ermac (rklive) | 95.59 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 10992. | Andrew (ascom) | 95.59 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 10993. | Saimeidae (saimeidae) | 95.59 | 96% | 2016-04-03 |
| 10994. | Zeke (exdax) | 95.59 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 10995. | MunkyChunk (munkychunk6) | 95.58 | 92% | 2016-08-30 |
| 10996. | Lorenzo (halliwell_manor) | 95.58 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 10997. | Mike (mkmkmk93) | 95.58 | 93% | 2013-03-04 |
| 10998. | Robert (vacker) | 95.58 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 10999. | James (skittlz12) | 95.58 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 11000. | Manzur (manzur05) | 95.58 | 98% | 2013-06-19 |
| 11001. | Jods (jodslife) | 95.58 | 97% | 2013-07-18 |
| 11002. | gaby (gaby0072) | 95.57 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 11003. | van (toofasthoot) | 95.57 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 11004. | Fate (fate_colemak) | 95.57 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11005. | tracer (tracerfps) | 95.57 | 96.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11006. | anguelo (anguelo) | 95.57 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11007. | Jerrel (jerrel) | 95.57 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
| 11008. | Mel (melodoc) | 95.57 | 96% | 2012-09-15 |
| 11009. | tstats[bomb_guard] (bomb_gu... | 95.56 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| 11010. | josh (trek5900) | 95.55 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11011. | j (jyygl) | 95.55 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 11012. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 95.55 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 11013. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 95.55 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 11014. | Tn (tniful) | 95.54 | 99% | 2018-01-16 |
| 11015. | mijac (mijac) | 95.54 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |