Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3668. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 68.19 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3669. | Connor (c42855) | 68.18 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 3670. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 68.18 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3671. | Julian (juliansmile) | 68.18 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3672. | 🅱️ot is a 🅱️ot (2... | 68.17 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 3673. | Lyadde (lyadde) | 68.13 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3674. | Guest (k935p) | 68.13 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
| 3675. | ccc (ahmadxsamer) | 68.13 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 3676. | Manas (kingmanas) | 68.12 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3677. | HiHatz (theyason) | 68.11 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 3678. | Lord (angryburger) | 68.09 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 3679. | Jack (trongnghia4849) | 68.08 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 3680. | Robert (nforcer) | 68.05 | 96% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3681. | Ziad (lemonbarf) | 68.05 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 3682. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 68.05 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3683. | Teddy (wazazaby) | 68.04 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3684. | AJ (legendahri) | 68.02 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 3685. | Jonathan Justin (jonathanjw05) | 68.02 | 95% | 2018-06-28 |
| 3686. | Crazy Turtle (angry__leopard) | 68.02 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 3687. | Wenny (wenny_) | 68.02 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 3688. | Aidan (bulkywallnut) | 67.97 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3689. | Egor (de_egorqa) | 67.97 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 3690. | Newton (nklflips) | 67.96 | 93% | 2019-10-12 |
| 3691. | person (tumadreestahomo) | 67.95 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 3692. | Lucky (albatross1337) | 67.94 | 93% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3693. | Modzelek (modzelek) | 67.93 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3694. | zzzz (cout) | 67.93 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3695. | Ez (zurn) | 67.92 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3696. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 67.92 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 3697. | Chipper (chipperdiglett) | 67.92 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |